Banana-san to Ringo-kun in English

Miss banana and apple boy
Lyrics: Mashiro
Arranges: Yukito

Adorable and chubby is apple boy
Elegant and thin Miss banana

Despise? Fascination? Despise? Which?
Which of them is your favorite?

The apple boy looks like a girl!
Miss banana is tall and thin!
Surely the young apple is M*!
You are S*-ish, right? Miss banana!

Are apples sold more?
Are bananas sold more?
Any, any of them are sold
They are popular fruits

Chubby, chubby, chubby, chubby, it's shaking
The exposed skin between skirt and high-knee socks is shaking!
Even my heart is shaking
Despise? Fascination?
You have to choose which one!

Apple? Banana? Apple? Banana?

Truth is that, well, I'd like to eat both...
But, certainly, I can't but hold one of the two...
After all, is it fascination? After all, is it despise?
Oh, I can't decide ... Wich is my favorite of the two...

Apple? Banana? Apple? Banana?

Truth is that, well, I'd like to eat both...
But, certainly, I can't but hold one of the two...
After all, is it fascination? After all, is it despise?
Oh, I can't decide ... Wich is my favorite of the two...

*S and M are designations in Japan for Sadism and Masochism respectively.